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[02 Nov 2005|01:04am] |
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BRAAAINNNSSSSSSSS
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[15 Apr 2005|10:31am] |
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THE KILL QUEEN LIVES ON.
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[10 Mar 2005|01:56am] |
Your queen had a much better day today, except that I ran out of grape juice. I went to the store to buy more, but they only had white grape juice with pear. Yuck.
I bought orange juice instead.
The evening was relaxing. I filled the tub with strawberry scented bubble bath, lit eight small vanilla scented candles, and drank five dollar strawberry champagne out of a rather expensive champagne flute that I received as a gift from an ex-boyfriend a few years ago. When I got out of the tub I wrapped myself in a very pricey black, silk bathrobe with faux feather trim along the wrists and bottom. I must say that I felt rather luxurious. After I got my hair the way I like it, I plopped down on the couch in my bathrobe and watched Dog The Bounty Hunter while eating caramal filled chocolates.
I wish I had some fucking grape juice.
And some fine words to end the day with...
Sometimes people need to be smacked across the face with a giant cock.
Yes, I know that last link is old. Please don't old meme me.
I kind of want to buy it, and say that I own a giant replica of a horse cock. It's a shame it costs much more than it's worth. I'd keep it in my livingroom, in a corner behind an endtable. People will ask what it is, and I shall say to them
A Horse Cock.
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[09 Mar 2005|01:13am] |
I am not a hoax.
Nor am I here to cause drama.
I am simply just here.
I had a bad day today, so I snuggled in bed and watched old cartoons for the whole day since I didn't have to work today. I watched some Rocko's Modern Life, The Ghostbusters cartoon, Rude Dog and the Dweebs, and some old Garfield and Friends cartoons. I drank a lot of grape juice, and apple juice and that made me cheer up a bit. I really like grape juice. Someone wanted to know something about me so there, you know I like grape juice.
Furry's are trying to invade our zoos.
I know there's a lot of furry hate amongst a lot of you, so sorry if you've seen this link already.
If I was fucked up, smoked a lot of crack, and was a furry - It'd totally be a bumble bee. Sssssssting, I'm a cute little bee.
P.s. IAWTC = I AGREE WITH THIS COMMENT
There. It has been clarified.
P.p.s. I'm going to bed now. Goodnight moon.
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[07 Mar 2005|02:59am] |
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Serial adding just for the sake of serial adding/being an asshole is such an old meme, it makes "Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten" look new. You have to give me some credit.
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[06 Mar 2005|11:53pm] |
Welcome to the journal of the Kill Queen.
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